Male Celebrities that wanted to be ballerinas and why they didn’t make it

We’ve all seen this list, right? The one detailing 22 celebrities that wanted to be ballet dancers..My friend and coworker Christa was actually suitemates with Elisabeth Moss at School of American Ballet, yes Peggy from Mad Men!  I just love a celebrity link.

No, that's not a terrible Michael Jackson impersonator- it's supermodel Naomi Campbell

No, that’s not a terrible Michael Jackson impersonator- it’s supermodel Naomi Campbell

Did anyone else notice that only women were listed?

Well, thanks to ground breaking journalism I have discovered a few males that also wanted to professionally don a tutu and why they didn’t make the cut as balleroos.

#1. Hugh Hefner- Didn’t enjoy the female-based work force

found via dailymail.co.uk

found via dailymail.co.uk

#2. Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy Combs-  Suffers from Stage Fright

found via escobar300

found via escobar300

#3. Old Spice guy- Isaiah Mustafa- Terrible Hygiene

via davidson.edu

via davidson.edu

#4. Rafael Nadar- No hand-eye coordination

via the guardian

via the guardian

#5. Donald Trump- couldn’t afford lessons

via hollywood rep

via hollywood rep

#6. Daniel Day Lewis- Didn’t take it seriously

via justjared

via justjared

#7. Matthew McConaghey- Too Body-Conscious

via washington post

via washington post

#8. If only because he made fun of the fact that I have nothing better to do with my time than draw tutus on famous men……

My boyfriend Kevin- no rhythm

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