If you haven’t heard the audiobook version of the new mock children’s book, ‘Go The Fu(k to Sleep!’ read by the ever-amazing Samuel L. Jackson, go to audible.com and download it for free. It’s fantastic.
And as all great art usually does, it inspired me…
I had the brilliant idea of making a version of this for dancers.
I call it,
‘”Get the Fu(k off the Stage!”
I think I want it narrated by Barishnykov.
(In case you can’t read my sloppy cursive- it reads,
The curtain has fallen, the shows are all done, the dancers expecting a wage.
But ticket sales sucked and we can’t pay you. What? You expect money in exchange for work?
Then Get the Fu(k off the Stage!”
If you’re a publisher, feel free to contact me with a contract and my impending millions.