Another day where my leaky tumbler spills leftover now-cold coffee inside my bag.
I think I need something like one of these amazing dyed bags, but in brown to match my spilled beverage of choice. The yellow one would look like I stole the sun and it’s leaking sunny D everywhere. I don’t know what the blue one would be- maybe a blue-rasberry shlushee…or Smurf juice.
(TeddyFish bags found via Unruly Things)
I will never forget my dear friend from Butler- the one and only Kevin Wiltz– who used to be obsessssssed with diet mountain dew attempting to ‘steal’ a bottle-full of the stuff from our cafeteria (since apparently our incredibly expensive mealplan didn’t allow for taking anything out of the food hall). He filled said bottle to breaking point and stuffed it in his expensive little designer backpack. It of course exploded and when it did, he
wailed like a little girl said:
“My French Connection bag is SATURATED IN DEW!”
This bag company should make a pale green version for him. Steal, Stuff, and Spill away Kevin.
“Stains that are trying to cover, for each other, or at least blend in with the pattern…”- Regina Spektor, lyrics from ‘Man with a thousand faces”