We’ve all seen this list, right? The one detailing 22 celebrities that wanted to be ballet dancers..My friend and coworker Christa was actually suitemates with Elisabeth Moss at School of American Ballet, yes Peggy from Mad Men! I just love a celebrity link.
Did anyone else notice that only women were listed?
Well, thanks to ground breaking journalism I have discovered a few males that also wanted to professionally don a tutu and why they didn’t make the cut as balleroos.
#1. Hugh Hefner- Didn’t enjoy the female-based work force
#2. Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy Combs- Suffers from Stage Fright
#3. Old Spice guy- Isaiah Mustafa- Terrible Hygiene
#4. Rafael Nadar- No hand-eye coordination
#5. Donald Trump- couldn’t afford lessons
#6. Daniel Day Lewis- Didn’t take it seriously
#7. Matthew McConaghey- Too Body-Conscious
#8. If only because he made fun of the fact that I have nothing better to do with my time than draw tutus on famous men……
My boyfriend Kevin- no rhythm